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Don! Sanrio-san, Nogizaka-kun, Kojichi-kun, and the host, Banana-man!
And of course, Nogizaka-chan!
Shitara-san!
To commemorate Sayuri Matsumura's graduation,
Shitara will be selected!
Shitara will be selected?
Matsumura said he wanted to do it, right?
Um... who is Shitara's woman?
She said it herself!
Shitara's king, or rather, Shitara's woman!
Yes, Shitara's woman is...
I want to prove it here and now!
That's amazing!
Matsumura has shown his love for Shitara in past programs as well!
However, in Nogizaka, Shitara's love for Shitara is genuine.
Who is Shitara's woman?
Before graduation, Matsumura proposed a battle for the title of "true Shitara king".
I'm in love with you today, too.
I love you so much, but don't you feel any love from Shitara?
Ah, it's "be cool", you know?
It's "be cool", "everybody be cool", you know?
Matsumura is very polite.
I want his attitude, not his words.
I see. That's good.
Do other members want to do it?
I'm sure they do.
The more we go there, the less we can do.
No, no, no.
Matsumura has already thought about what to do with the staff.
If you win, you'll get something.
If you win, you'll get a luxurious product.
Wait a minute. I reacted to "product", but I said it.
It's not like that, to tell you the truth.
And as for this, I think I should join in a little bit this time.
When I think about it, the person closest to Shitara's woman is Himura, isn't it?
Yes, the person closest to Shitara's woman is me, Himura!
I don't know what kind of attitude I should go with this time.
Well, let's do it. Himura, please!
Shitara tug-of-war!
First of all, it's a one-on-one tug-of-war battle.
If you can draw a photo of Shitara in the middle of the sand and bring it to your house, you win.
Only strong people with heavy feelings for Shitara can win the tournament battle.
Aren't you making fun of me?
No, I'm not!
No, you're not!
It's the power of love, isn't it?
Actually, I didn't want a photo, but I said I wanted Shitara's hair.
Oh, I'm scared!
I asked a hair and make-up artist and a stylist, but I ended up getting a photo.
Oh, I'm scared!
Matsumura comedy!
First of all, Matsumura vs. Yonkisei Senior.
It's Matsumura's project.
I want Matsumura to win.
I'm happy.
Of course.
Yonkisei Senior is good at sports.
You want this, don't you?
That's what you want, right?
I don't want to be a woman of STARA.
That's what you want, right?
I want to be a woman of STARA.
I can't lose.
I'm scared.
STARA tug-of-war.
I feel like I'm gambling with a rich man.
Are you ready?
Ready.
Matsumura! Matsumura! Matsumura!
Matsumura!
It's amazing!
We're going to move on to the next one without Matsumura.
That's right.
You were quick.
I came to you right away.
That's right.
Why did you propose this competition?
Next is UME-SAN against TAKAYAMA, who seems to be strong in strength competition.
How about you, TSUNAHIKI?
I've been TSUNAHAN for 10 years.
TAKAYAMA is a member of HIMURA KIRAI III.
I'm HIMURA KIRAI III.
Please bring me to him.
HIMURA is staring at you.
Next is UME-SAN against TAKAYAMA, who seems to be strong in strength competition.
I don't know much about TAKAYAMA.
But I love TSUNAHAN.
Thank you.
I won TSUNAHIKI in the previous competition.
So I'm confident in TAKAYAMA.
I see.
Let's start.
What?
Her legs are sticking out.
HIMURA, isn't TAKAYAMA strict?
Her legs are sticking out.
Isn't TAKAYAMA strict?
Her legs are sticking out.
Let's start.
Ready, go!
That's amazing.
That's not UME-SAN at all.
The final match between TAKAYAMA and UME-SAN.
Who will win?
Please bring me to him.
Let's start.
Ready, go!
Oh, she got it back!
Oh, Ume got it back!
It's back!
Good match!
It's a good match, but...
Ume got it back!
Oh, Ume!
Just a little more!
Oh, just a little more!
Ume!
Amazing!
They won the reversal. Ume got it back once, but...
Yes!
They got it back and got more and more.
Amazing!
It was amazing and cool.
Amazing!
Now, Super Shidou's Himura and Ume will have a match.
We will never win!
You will never win, right?
So we'll give you a handicap.
Yes, you will.
You usually have a match with a woman who is exhausted.
Is there any handicap?
It has nothing to do with the handicap.
Himura of Sansukou will play with one right hand.
How will this handicap sound?
Himura doesn't have much balance.
So it's a chance for you.
I know how to win.
I will do my best.
What is that?
Do your best!
Yes! Yes!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Yes!
Wait a minute! Himura-san looks like she's in a bad mood!
What? What? What?
That Himura-san!
That Himura-san! What is it?
What is it?
Is that a way of winning?
Isn't it?
It looks like Moai's stone.
I'm not in a bad mood!
Don't say I'm in a bad mood!
Even though I won!
So, that was her strategy!
So, Himura-san won!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Your fate wasn't good.
It was really tough.
Did you see Himura-san doing it?
I saw it! I saw it! What is it?
I thought a weird person was talking.
Is that so?
No, I'm happy to see this audience at this distance in a live performance!
It's amazing!
Now, let's move on to the next competition. Himura-san, please!
Shitara, Face This Way! Hoi!
Challenge "Shitara, Face This Way! Hoi!" one-on- one with Shitara.
Within 30 seconds of the time limit, if Shitara faces Yurisafu's direction, she gains a point.
Our hearts are already connected, so I'm sure everyone will face the direction Shitara is facing.
That's right.
As expected, the whole game is filled with moist fear.
First up is Matsumura, who came up with the idea.
Matsumura-san, how about you?
I was thinking about it earlier, but now that I'm here, Shitara-san is so close that I'm a little nervous.
How do you feel when you see Shitara-san so close up?
Well, it's simply embarrassing.
You just have to do "hoi" facing this way, right?
First of all, we have to lose in rock-paper- scissors, right?
That's right. We're going to lose in rock-paper- scissors.
Wait a minute. What's wrong with this girl?
What is it?
It's okay. Get into your zone.
Let's do it! "Shitara, Face This Way! Hoi!"
Ready, go!
Shitara, Face This Way! Hoi!
Ah, I lost.
That's enough!
I can't do it at all.
Shitara, Face This Way! Hoi!
Time's up!
That's too bad!
I didn't turn!
You did it quite a lot!
I did!
I turned once, though.
It was a good match, though!
Simply.
Is this what it is?
Look this way and go straight!
"Look that way and..." Oh, sorry!
Oh, I lost!
Look this way and...
Look that way and...
I did it!
Perfect!
4 points!
That was fast!
And I got "look this way and go straight!" from you, too!
That's right!
Double points!
Wonderful!
Thank you very much!
After that, Ozo and Endo also easily cleared and got 4 points each!
Look this way and...
Look that way and...
It's a miracle that Matsu has 0 points!
Why is that?
Lastly, Himura, who loves "look this way and..." so much, will challenge!
I want to be "look this way and..."
Me, too!
I'm sure I can do it!
You're so cute!
I don't think I've ever won "look this way and..."
Look that way and...
That's not true!
Even if we do it in private...
Oh, you're right!
I don't think we've ever won!
We often do "look that way and..." with all our might!
"Look that way and..." is interesting!
I'll show you "look that way and..." with all my might!
Are you looking forward to it?
Then, "look this way and..."
Ready...
Start!
Look!
Matsu!
This is the bond of a duo!
Himura succeeds in his miracle!
Next up is...
Men's show...
"Shitara and Kyun" dialogue battle!
Let's do it!
In a modern situation,
Shitara and Kyun will improvise and act out a cute dialogue.
The member who makes Shitara look the cutest gets points!
I see, so that's how it is.
This is embarrassing.
First of all, the situation these three will try is...
Matsumura, you came up with it?
Yes, I did.
I came up with it, too.
Awatenbo's Osamu is 48 years old.
He's already 48 years old.
He seems to have forgotten his jacket in the studio.
Can you hold that jacket in your hands and say a word?
I think I can do it.
I think you can.
Let's begin!
Shitara and Kyun's dialogue battle!
Ready, start!
Hey, Osamu.
I forgot my jacket.
Thank you, thank you.
Wait a minute.
Hey, you changed your perfume, didn't you?
I liked your previous smell, but I like this smell, too.
Thank you.
Yes, I won!
You won!
This kind of pattern.
Is this Kyun's dialogue?
I've known Osamu-kun's smell for a long time.
I thought it was close.
Yes, thank you!
That's good!
Next up is Higuchi's Kyun's dialogue battle!
Wow, you came up with it on the spot.
That's amazing.
Are you okay, Higuchi?
Yes, I'm okay.
Are you okay?
That's fast.
Let's begin!
Shitara and Kyun's dialogue battle!
Ready, start!
Shitara-san!
I forgot my jacket!
Thank you!
You're so cute.
Osamu...
I'm sorry.
You're a little shy, aren't you?
I'm not shy. We're a couple now.
You're cute.
It's like we're dating or something.
How do you feel, Higuchi?
I feel like we're dating in secret.
I'm embarrassed.
You have a good one.
It's good.
What will Kubo show us next?
It's difficult, isn't it?
Let's start from a different direction.
That's a good one.
A different direction.
Let's start from a different direction.
Hitara vs. Seri.
Ready, start!
Thank you for recording today.
I forgot this.
Thank you.
It's cold lately.
I'm lonely if I can't see you tomorrow because of a cold.
Here you are.
Thank you.
I won!
You're cute.
You're kind.
I feel like I'm longing for you.
It's not "thank you" but "here you are."
I should have said it like this.
That's what it is.
But my shoulders hurt lately and I don't know what to do.
It doesn't matter.
I don't know which one of you will win.
It's not two people. It's three people.
It's not two people.
The one who made me nervous the most is...
Kubo!
What's the point of this?
I was nervous, you know.
But Higuchi's nervousness made me nervous.
Matsumura's nervousness made me nervous.
Your attitude has changed.
It was good, you know.
Everyone was good.
But Kubo's was good.
Kubo got 4 points!
Thank you, Kubo!
Next, we'll start with these three.
First, Hoshino will challenge.
The topic is...
She went to see Osamu's favorite electronics store.
She somehow found her favorite store.
Is there a word that will make Osamu happy?
A word that will make me happy?
Yes!
Why did you come up with this situation?
When I go to an electronics store like Himura- shou,
I really like that Mr. Shitara tells me what he recommends and what's really good.
I want you to live with Mr. Shitara.
This is difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Do you think of it in such a short time?
Let's start!
Ready, start!
There are many things.
I know!
I found something good.
I thought you'd like it, too.
Really?
We're a good match.
Thank you!
I'm starting to get it.
You put gold in a place like this.
You're good.
You're good at that.
Was it okay?
I'm starting to get it.
That was totally like this.
This is pretty good.
Will it be Osamu's favorite word? Himura's challenge!
I wish I could do it with Himura-san.
Wait a minute!
Mr. Matsumura, would you like to say it as an assistant?
Of course!
Can you do it?
Let's do it. Mr. Matsumura.
Mr. Sitara, say something good. Ready, go!
Is there anything good?
Oh, isn't this hot plate good?
This hot plate is good, isn't it?
This is good, isn't it?
This is great!
The outlet is like this!
Oh, it's reaching me!
You're doing it!
What's going on?
No, no matter what you do,
I don't think this confrontation is possible!
Right.
Will it be a revenge?
Mr. Matsumura's challenge!
Ready, go!
After all, I want this robot vacuum cleaner.
This is good!
Oh, you're right!
This is great!
The suction power seems to be strong, too!
But...
If you don't put this room in, but put me in the house,
I'll suck up all the garbage coming out of you!
"Suck up all the garbage"?
Oh, I'm scared!
It's scary! It's like "Youkai Gokumisui"!
No, thank you.
Point zero.
Of course, the winner is...
Hojiro!
Hojiro, you did it!
I did it!
In the next confrontation, "Shitara Quiz",
Himura's "shitara knowledge" exploded!
Oh, it's coming, Himura-san!
No, no, no!
"Narcos".
- Oh, it's Narcos! - It's big!
A club activity from high school days!
- Okay, Himura-san. - Okay, let's play.
Himura is out of points and is in a solo state, and finally gets a blow to his stomach!
The last question is "shitara smell-sale quiz".
Smell-sale?
- Smell-sale? - Oh, it's like Natsumura.
Shitara, Kimura, each of you smell the bag containing the clothes of the program artists, and if you can guess the smell of Shitara, you will get points.
Well, I don't want to do it. Matsumura said it, didn't he?
Yes, I thought I could definitely guess it.
I see, you know the smell.
Are you okay with this appearance?
These members will challenge STARA's "smell and answer" quiz.
You don't know anything about perfume, do you?
If it's a member's perfume, I know it.
Hanain?
It's Hanain.
But I haven't been that close to STARA.
What about you, Yoda?
I'm from Manseibien.
Wow, you're from Manseibien.
Matsumura can't miss this part.
That's right. I'm very confident.
If it's a member's perfume, I'd like a confident member to participate in this quiz.
A member with a good nose?
Ume wants to participate in this quiz.
Ume can't win because he's trying so hard.
I'll do my best.
Takayama's nose is broken.
When I watch STARA's show, I get jealous.
I want to win.
But I have to ask you.
What's going on?
You make fun of me from time to time.
No, I don't.
So, these eight people will take on the challenge of raising their own names.
If you react too much, you'll get caught.
You'll get caught, so it's okay if you can confirm it by yourself.
All right.
It's suspicious.
Isn't it suspicious?
Really?
I don't know.
Matsumura didn't hesitate and took a deep breath.
All right.
I got it.
I'll go back and sniff it.
Go ahead.
Next, Iota finally checks it out.
My nose is itching.
Everyone is sniffing it out.
One of them is yours, Himura-chan's.
What? You didn't participate!
That's good.
After this, the other members also check the smell.
What is this picture?
I really like this picture.
It looks like a professional.
I knew it right away.
Himura-san, you have a bad nose too.
You look like a stupid dog.
You don't look like you know anything.
So, is there a member who caught the smell of shitara?
Now, let's check it out.
Which one is shitara's uniform?
One, two, go!
C, A, B.
A, C, B, A, C.
What?
All of them are correct.
Really?
Who caught the smell of shitara?
First, let's check A's uniform.
Whose?
This is not my uniform!
Oh my god!
Some of you said you like it.
I like it.
Whose is it?
Which one is it?
Next, let's check B's uniform.
This is mine!
B!
It's two B's!
Wow!
It's A!
It's Himura-san's!
It's A!
It's Himura-san's!
It's A!
It's this!
Matsumura, you got it wrong!
No, I thought it was A for sure!
So you like Himura-san, don't you?
Is that it?!
Himura-san...
But...
Takayama...
Wow!
Shared it!
I knew it right away!
For real?!
Yes!
I don't think there's a lot of smell!
No!
Like pheromone?
Pheromone?!
No, no!
Hey, you got it right away!
Of course!
I know!
What's with you?!
With this, the match is over!
The first place winner of the first round is...
With 6 points...
Himura-san!
Yeah!
I brought you here, so I wanted you to win!
I wanted you to win!
I wasn't able to win this time, but...
But...
I think I was able to convey my love to you.
I couldn't get rid of the feeling of you making fun of me.
By the way...
For the winner of the first round...
It's a luxury product, isn't it, Matsumura?
Actually, I was going to get it, but...
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
What is it?!
It's a love guitar ring!
It's cute!
Wow!
Were you all competing for this today?
Well, Himura-san, you won, so...
Thank you very much!
Then, Sarah-san, please...
Wow!
Will Matsumura achieve his dream next time?!
Wow!